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SEJUELA - The disease that became PANDEMIC!

We warmly welcome our new partner "chicha" has entered the field of medicine itself , alerting us to this cruel disease .... the sejuela. Good luck in this area and please do not stop their occurrences and reflections approach ... Chicha thank you very much!!

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Submitted by Chicha

LIST OF SYMPTOMS THAT DEFINE THE APPEARANCE OF THIS PANDEMIC:

• coffee
  If you lose sleep.
• If a beer takes you directly to the bathroom.
• If everything seems very expensive.
• If you alter any nonsense.
• If you get dizzy to get into a bank to change a lightbulb.
• If you have more hair in nose and ears in the head.
• If all you small excess causes weight gain.
• If you reach the age of metals, (hair silver, gold teeth, pacemakers, titanium, and for men's testicles oxidized lead and member).
• If you love almost three times a week (mostly on Monday, almost on Wednesday, almost on Saturday).
• If a cut of meat you fall very heavy, spicy irritates you butt and you repeat garlic.
• salt
  If your blood pressure skyrocket.
• If you ask the waiter to a table as far as possible from the music and people.
• If tying your shoes give you back pain.
• TV
  If you numb.
• If you use multiple types of glasses (for distance, near, medium, sun ...).
• If not tolerate the loud music and think it's for crazy people.
• If they say "ma'am" or "lord" everywhere.
• If you get cold by opening the refrigerator. All these symptoms are irrefutable proof that you suffer "SEJUELA." THU SE Youth

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Who does the dishes??

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A guy is walking around the field with his new bike when he sees you to rain, so decide to seek shelter and heads to a house. It opens a very nice man who invites him to dinner. When the rider enters the house, you see that is full of dirty dishes everywhere, and the house explains:

- Yeah, see, is that long ago decided that would wash the dishes that person to speak at dinner, and of course, we're all willing to do anything to not have to scrub all these mountains. Incidentally, this also includes you ...

Total, which are put out to dinner and the cyclist, who is impressed by the amount of garbage that are everywhere, someone decides to talk, and then it's up to a tit the eldest daughter. As no one says anything, he proceeds to lift her skirts and the brush there, but everybody remains silent, so then goes to the other daughter and gives also ahead of the rest of the family. But no one dares open his mouth, so that the rider, more determined than ever, the Krajina to the mother, and again no sound. The rider does not know what to do, and hear thunder, then remember that the bike and have to cover from the rain, so grab a paper, write a note saying "It Vaseline?" and gives it to her husband, who immediately gets up and says:

- Okay, I fregare the damn dishes!

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The Sweet Taste of a Woman Exquisite, Gabriel García Márquez

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A exquisite woman is not one that most men have their feet, but one that has only one that really makes you happy. A beautiful woman is not the younger, or thinner, or that has the skin smooth and hair more most striking, is one that with just a smile and good advice can be happy life. a valuable woman is not one that has more titles, no more academic positions, is one who sacrifices his dream to make others happy. An exquisite woman is not the most ardent, but which vibrates to make love only with the man she loves. An interesting woman is not one that is flattered by being admired for their beauty and elegance, is one strong woman of character to say NO. AND MAN ... DELICIOUS MAN is one that values \u200b\u200ba woman.