June 2007

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

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Do not you dare leave the workplace!

Posted by rusolokura

Three workers clean windows on top of a skyscraper. One of them is an urgent need to go to the bathroom and decides to get off his saddle. While in the bathroom, a very strong wind hits the building and vacuum precipitates his two companions, who crash into the pavement ... That night, our friend, who has no consolation for what happened, he goes with his wife to wake from their peers and try to give encouragement to widows ... but can not find enough words of encouragement. Suddenly burst into the hall two gentlemen very circumspect, asking for the widows and address them:

- Ladies: According to the policy laid down by the insurance company ... this is a check for 1,500 000 .- euros for each one of you. Have checks and receive our deepest condolences.

our friend's wife looks stunned the scene and turns to her husband and says,

- Sure! And the señoritoooooo ...? Cagando!

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Argentina - Short Course: How to call the police to a possible theft.

Posted by rusolokura

I have a very light sleep, and last night I noticed someone walking quietly through the garden of my house. I got up and stood silently along the slight noises coming from outside, until you see a silhouette through the bathroom window. As my house is very secure, with bars on the windows and internal crossbars at the gates, I did not worry too much, but it was clear he was not going to let the thief there, watching quietly. I called the police, informed the situation and gave my address. I asked if the robber was armed, that was the weapon caliber, if he was alone, if it was inside the house, etc.

no and I explained the characteristics of the weapon he knew nothing. I was told that there was no patrol car to help, but that they would send someone when possible. That if anything happened to call back ...!!!! Two minutes later I called again and said with calm voice:

- Hello, I called a while ago because there was someone in my garden. No need to hurry. I already killed the guy with a 12 gauge shotgun, which I have saved for these situations. And the shot hit him in the face! .. He flew his head and now his brains are scattered around the garden ...

After three minutes, was in my lane 5 federal police patrol, a police helicopter, the ombudsman, the attorney on duty, 2 patrols of Civil Defense, a team of TV reporters, photographers , 1 Member, 2 councilors and a human rights group, which was certainly not miss this for anything. The police caught the thief red-handed, who was watching everything with a face of wonder, perhaps thinking that mine was the house of the Chief of Police .....

Amid the tumult, an officer approached me and said:

I thought you said it had killed the thief.

I said,

I thought I had been told that there was no one available to send.

¡¡¡¡¡ Viva ARGENTINA, Carajo!!

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Policy: To keep in mind. Humor

Posted by rusolokura

In certain sectors of society supports a successful entrepreneur in the confidence with him, the country will go forward, because if it is successful in business also will be in politics. Let's see how successful entrepreneurs are played politically in the past.

MARTÍNEZ DE HOZ

indebted to ARGENTINA DURING THE MILITARY DICTATORSHIP IN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS 45,000 Federico Pinedo

FATHER OF PRESIDENT'S BLOCK (PRO) of Mauricio Macri FACTS

was Minister of Finance of the Nation during the infamous decade of Augustine P. Fair and Ramon S. Castillo. As finance minister during the government of Justo was questioned by Lisandro de la Torre. He held the same portfolio with President José María Guido when he was removed Frondizi. During his performance Pinedo ordered a drastic devaluation of the peso and resigned a few days later on suspicion of having advanced the measure to family and friends who allegedly benefited from it. Azaretto, Roberto: Federico Pinedo political and economic - Foreword by Dr. Domingo Cavallo. The author was chairman of the Democratic Party. Federico Pinedo (1895-1971) Pinedo-face of criticism from his fellow Conservative Party for having met with the ex-president Marcelo T. de Alvear resigned as minister-president Ramon S. Castillo. Mauricio Macri "DEFEND THE INTERESTS OF THE CITY OR ITS BUSINESS AS EMPLOYERS who preceded him? 1) Who was president when it was discovered SEVEL evading taxes in 1993? Correct Answer: Mauricio 2) Who was convicted in 2001 for smuggling car parts that? Correct Answer: Mauritius 3) Who came up with the teacher tax (the famous teacher wafer), was responsible for its distribution and stayed with 10% of all proceeds? Correct Answer: Mauricio 4) Who was vice president of the company that owns the Argentine post months before it went bankrupt and was discovered million dollar debt to the state (and subsequently should be re-nationalized)? Correct Answer: Mauritius 5) Who built the boxes at La Bombonera without competitive bidding and making it through one of its companies? Correct Answer: Mauricio 6) Who has a liability of 75 million pesos in Boca and to invent non-existent income to dispose of the balance sheet deficit? Correct Answer: Mauricio 7) Who does not meet the requirements of the City Charter regarding INCOMPATIBILITIES to be head of government? sisi, you guessed right ... Correct Answer: Mauricio

HERE SOME OF THE MORE DEVELOPED SOME CASES: Sevel: According to the DGI, Macri company evaded the 55 million pesos from 93 to 95 during President Mauricio Macri in the company. Sevel in Argentina in 1993 exported auto parts to Sevel Uruguay, which allowed him to collect refunds on exports. But, in turn, those parts were assembled there and then imported to Argentina in the form of finished automobiles. Thus, charged Sevel export rebates and performing imports with a tariff differential of 2 percent. Thus, we benefited from the import system offset from the exported vehicles. After comparing numbers of chassis and motor vehicles of 1300, it was determined that the same parts that came from Argentina to turn were re-entered the country after being bought and sold and Drago Sevel Uruguay SA, allegedly controlled by Sevel. An estimate made by the researchers concluded that the amount of proceeds received as reimbursement only in 1993 is about 7,000,000 pesos. It is estimated that these exports continued until 1995. The judges acquitted the Macri: Oh, all that Mauritius was arrested by 4.9 million dollars but later the court Menem (Moline, Vazquez, Nazareno ...) with the famous 'automatic majority' acquitted of Macri rejecting the appeal of the case despite having no grounds to do so. Faced with accusations of corruption and his dubious performance these judges were impeached and resigned or were dismissed (case Moline) in 2003. The dubious performance in the case Sevel was one of the charges against them. Macri Group (GCOS), which Mauritius was vice president until 2003, with Banco Galicia as a minority partner, won the 1997 privatization of postal service in one of the last transactions consummated the Menem. This did: At the time the award was achieved for 30 years with the promise to pay the State a semester fee of 51.6 million pesos / dollars. However, in 1999 left to pay it. If there is a signed contract to be fulfilled. Correo Argentino SA had entered into competition preventive September 2001, when he owed $ 900 million. Macri Group's debt to the State is 659 million dollars (at 1 to 1), today some of 1,977,100,000 pesos (3 to 1 according to the present) and without taking into account the interest. Employees fired en masse (10,000) were compensated. But then the Macri group claimed that these severance pay computed as corporate assets. "Investment in what? In his farewell, Macri not give numbers, the last balance sheet of 2006 shows a liability of 75 million. Moreover, the deficit does not balance due to be joined are non-existent income. This is curious if we return Macri's words in 2004 (before the sale of Tevez for 18 million dollars) to 'Boca Juniors had covered its budget for the next three years. " Recall that after that Gago was sold for 22 million dollars and other players like Insua, Bilos, Abbondanzieri, Alvarez, Rusculleda, etc. In 2006. For Insua was a $ 5 million also in 2006, although he did not want to be transferred. Did You Know ... that does not meet the requirements of the City Charter regarding incompatibilities and that the role of head of government is incompatible with: ownership, management, manager, sponsor or perform any other advisory leadership role or mandate of company that contracts with the City. There are several companies that contract with Macri City, such as: INTRON SA (control of the fine photographic), SIDECO AMERICANA (parking), SEPSA (easy payment, etc.).

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High Flight! Ooooooooooolee

For rusolokura

In a commercial flight, the commander connect the microphone and starts talking to passengers: Good morning gentlemen

passengers, at this exact moment we are eters 9,000 flying high and the city of ...

- OOOHHH; mioo GOD!
Passengers heard an awful scream, followed by a terrible noise:

- NNNOOOOOO!

"Splitctct, splocfff, flackkk uuuuuuuooooooommmm !!!!!!!!!"

And then a silence that is eternal ...! Seconds later, the commander returns to take the microphone and laughing, apologizes:

sorry, gentlemen passengers, I threw my tray, and my coffee cup fell on me. Do not want to know how was the front of my pants ...

And one of the passengers yells

- Son of a bitch ... Vos

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a flight takes off from Argentina to Europe. The ship's captain welcomes the passengers, informing them about the flight and the weather and finally wishing you a very nice farewell tour. Unfortunately forget to close the microphone and makes a comment to this passenger:

"Bueeeeeeennooooo ... now I smoke a fag and then taking advantage of first class travel no no, I'm going to get laid with the stewardess, the kind that leave you dead, you saw ...?"

desperate

The stewardess, seeing that all the passengers were listening to what the captain said, he throws the race to signal that the microphone was open, but on the way you come to meet an old woman who says

"Whither, horny ...? did not hear first going to smoke a cigarette?"

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