How Long To Take Levaquin

High Flight! Ooooooooooolee

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In a commercial flight, the commander connect the microphone and starts talking to passengers: Good morning gentlemen

passengers, at this exact moment we are eters 9,000 flying high and the city of ...

- OOOHHH; mioo GOD!

Passengers heard an awful scream, followed by a terrible noise:

- NNNOOOOOO!

"Splitctct, splocfff, flackkk uuuuuuuooooooommmm !!!!!!!!!"

And then a silence that is eternal ...! Seconds later, the commander returns to take the microphone and laughing, apologizes:

sorry, gentlemen passengers, I threw my tray, and my coffee cup fell on me. Do not want to know how was the front of my pants ...

And one of the passengers yells

- Son of a bitch ... Vos

should see how it turned back from mine ... **********************************************

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a flight takes off from Argentina to Europe. The ship's captain welcomes the passengers, informing them about the flight and the weather and finally wishing you a very nice farewell tour. Unfortunately forget to close the microphone and makes a comment to this passenger:

"Bueeeeeeennooooo ... now I smoke a fag and then taking advantage of first class travel no no, I'm going to get laid with the stewardess, the kind that leave you dead, you saw ...?"

desperate

The stewardess, seeing that all the passengers were listening to what the captain said, he throws the race to signal that the microphone was open, but on the way you come to meet an old woman who says

"Whither, horny ...? did not hear first going to smoke a cigarette?"

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