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kashmir effect, a bean.

Two fasting, and see Fresanes in the eyes of your dog. FIRST

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Fact: Advertising soap powder where a child asks his mother: "Mom, what's frustrating," and the mother replies: "Frustration is when I can not get a spot of clothes." Conclusion: Fortunately not ask what an orgasm. SECOND

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I reached the following reasoning: Suppose a raft wandering in the middle of the sea, and the occupant, dying of thirst because of the impossibility of drinking the water that surrounds it. At one point clouds, and it starts raining. The subject in question, proceeded to fill with that water as you have on hand, then take it. However, according to the water cycle, rain clouds in question came from that formed from evaporated water ... Of the same sea! So why the rain is not salty? THIRD

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Fragment of the navigation log-FGJ Zkksk Commander, leader of the alien fleet Zork, responsible for the invasion and domination of planet Earth: "We have interfered with human communication, finding a strong reason is not advisable to begin the invasion at this time. According to the evidence, prolonged exposure to the following specimens may cause the immediate death of our species "

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laugh, they are the only ones we are keeping intergalactic colony. We owe our lives, Dani Morrison (¡¿?!). FOURTH

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Michael Scott moment in my life: Year 1996, discussing football with friends or repudiated which praised the striker's footballing abilities xeneize Manteca Martinez. As I had no idea, but I wanted to pretend otherwise, I said with conviction : "I like it because it plays to see Passarella" (coach of Argentina). There was a silence which I interpreted as admiring, as I myself thought my observation as the summum of sharpness. "Martinez is Uruguayan" , I replied.

"I got a great mentality here," , self-help book that combines the principle of operation of the camshaft, and is a success in Samarkand.